Traffic observation...
Another day in a paradise ! Yeah this time a bit more sunnier and warmer but still not he summer I would love to experience.
However the greenery is in spring mode now and the flower buds are coming out and the bees are happy out. I guess so, as I have not got high on the nature product so I’m not as observing and slow as I could be.
At least the traffic is not as mad too, considering the spring break from schools. Except the traffic of mommies and kids in parks and restaurants.
I do remember those days, spent in traffic jam watching oncoming traffic in slow motion. I mean literally as all cars were moving so slowly that car with lady driver was another beauty salon on the wheels. Saw one in slow motion coming towards me but instead of driver face I saw only the visor and only when we passed each other I saw woman putting on make-up while car was moving. I just watch the car pass in awe as the Beaver Row is road really suitable for beavers or it could be named high-five road. Since the road is so narrow that each car is giving the high-five to oncoming cars with rear-view mirrors. Thank God that someone in development came with idea of folding / flexible rear-view mirrors so after each time the rear-view mirrors gave high-five they can be pushed back by hand. Obviously only in case of gentle high-five of passenger cars as when lorry or truck high-five your rear-view mirror you can go an buy new one in the best case. In worst case the new doors are required too. I saw one of those “lucky” cars with need for new side completely from front light to rear lights. However after the “driverless” car passed with woman hiding behind the visor I said to myself, well road is too narrow so even if she does not holding he wheel she is safe as on one side the car bounce off river wall and on the other side are oncoming cars. See in Ireland we already have automatic driverless cars, mostly on very narrow road in the morning during the make-up hour. No joke as seconds later I saw second “driverless” make-up car following behind the first one and immediately remembered that google is testing the swarm logarithmic software to make driver less cars moving in unison. Ha Google can come and learn that to Ireland from Irish lassies behind the wheel in the morning. They are synchronized that I guess that they applying lipstick at the same time with millisecond delay so that they can glance on the road and on the leader of the swarm, so that they catch the moment when lipstick is pulled from hand bag. You see, we really do not need driverless cars with swarm based software to get traffic to move in unison. All we need are ladies in the morning make-up rush hour.
However the drivers needs to be only females as when the male caught some good looking lassie in car going in opposite direction, then car crash is imminent. His focus is instantly changing from the road and dashboard to the lassie direction. He winks and that is it, as in this millisecond of distraction the car crash happen. Unfortunately male population for some reason follow the swarm logic too and all look at the same time to oncoming car, ready to wink and smile. So both genders are great for swarm observation, here we go technology development come over to emerald island rather sooner than later, so you will not miss it. Now I do understand why the Google, Apple and Facebook are in Ireland, they are ahead of the developers and after cooperation with insurance they realized that female driver are the best in the swarm technology. This way they do not need spend big money on Research & Development just drive around Dublin in the morning and gather data.
God help us if the cosmetic industry be the first get onto male insecurity side and convince them to get the make up too to ever expending range of male cosmetic range. Well…. Seriously if that happen than we are safe on the roads as then no one will pay attention to anything or anyone else that themselves in the mirror on the back to visor. Maybe that is the plan, making the roads safer by getting male population hooked up on the cosmetics and make ups etc etc… Smart even more than smart swarm.