Grumpy Frankie is on the move again.
Not for long just short hop to the closeness of the north pole to investigate if Santa is grumpy too as Frankie swear that he must be grumpy. After all those letters from kids who are pretending that they were good all year long. Yeah they forgot how they annoyed and not listened to parents, when asked to sit still, eat the vegetables be quiet in the car. Not mentioning the kicking and screaming and throwing themselves on the shiny polished floor in the supermarkets, front of the sweets section. After reading all those letters he has to be jolly and in good mood as his missis packing him the flask with coffee or whatever stuff he drinks on that flying sled going over the globe to keep awake. Not to mention, that she must nag and nag to him all the time from when the letters are arriving until he set off. He is having great chill time , sipping a nice warm drink and minding his own business or watching his favorite soap “ The Earth f@%ck up” when missus come to him starting nagging. Who is that kid that sending you letter….. ?! You fat bastard, you were again out somewhere and now the kids are chasing you for alimony are you ? Poor guy has to regain control and explain the missus, that she was dosing off again and forgot to take memory pills, so she forgot that he is Santa and every kid in the world is sending him letter before the shopping corporate maniacs announce in middle of October or if they are sensitive maybe on 1st November that Christmas are here. Yeah yeah she nags and nags, are you telling the truth ..? As no woman, not even Ms Santa is ever letting go of argument that easily. What else could poor guy to do keep her quiet, just tell here yeah yeah love I’m telling truth coming out from his mouth. But in his head he is already playing the different words “yeah yeah you old F@£k I will tell you the truth, thank God that Rudolf cannot talk, how is he getting that red nose, otherwise I’m in deep shit and chuckle himself a little bit with smirk flying over his face. Ahhh so you are smiling now, did I say something funny… ? She goes. Well no love I just like the way you look skinny in those Christmas leggings and the whole outfit, so I smile to myself, how lucky am I, he goes. This is the chance to split now, he thinks. She is lost for words and maybe there is a bit of blushing in the cheeks, ho ho ho someone might get lucky before heading out for delivery shift, he thinks himself as he leave the house and going to check the packing and transport depos. All those children, sorry I mean elfs packing and making those presents in workshops in China are pretty busy and since he does not speaks mandarin, another headache for poor fella. Not even mention that he needs to organize the packing and transport for the whole world, which means more logistics issues. God help if the unions getting involved in whole this.
You see now, Frankie is sure that must be grumpy, who would not be grumpy with all those issues. So Frankie decided to see if he can get to bottom of this mess and maybe get those meds that keep Santa jolly.
