Another message from Frankie

Hey there, ya all especially the fans from Ashburn, Virginia, United States as whoever it is, they are biggest visitors of this website so far.

So another day in paradise is here and another one of mine gibberish for you to read is here too :-) It is great when you are small yellow fella, who no one paying any attention to. Great time back home at emerald island as they call, this place of earth covered with thick grey blanket of clouds, that if the sun will somehow manage to burn through it, everyone is hiding under the arches, in shopping malls and under hoods, otherwise they would burst in flames like vampires. Well why like, most are vampires as they suck you dry but instead of blood they suck your money away so fast that your debit card turn to dust and only credit card will withstand this force.

Sometimes is nice to go out and get the freshly cooked breakfast roll or pastry with coffee or tea in local feeding spot called SPAR or CENTRA. But oh my, when you are on the other side of the till, woo hoo what a joy to see it all. People running like it is end of the world and they want they last overpriced meal. Especially when you are observing the airport arrival area. I always think that all those people are coming from Moon or Mars, as it must certainly be a very long flight to Earth. They are getting out of the doos at arrivals and if they are not lucky and saved by relatives or chauffeurs and quickly whisked away trough tunnel so that the sun will not burn them, they are wandering around the terminal. Well, wandering is strong word as they merely get out of the gate with sheep eyes, wondering where the heck am I….? However the facial expression changes also in nanosecond as they see the SPAR logo brightly shining, like the light at the end of the tunnel. Immediately they walk, half run, you know, like you are really really need to run to toilet as you do not want to shit your pants but also you want to look decent and relaxed as you are not in hurry at all to observers around you. The fridge with sandwiches and wraps is shaking with fear as they rip it apart, until they have some sort of sandwich / wrap in their hands and then get some water and crisps as here the sandwich is classified as food only when accompanied by TAYTO crisps.

Another even greater fear than starvation is the fear of discharged battery in mobile phone or not having internet connection. Those poor faces with eyes full of desperation runwalking to shop suddenly relax as soon as they see the adapters on stand for every possible combination of pins and holes. One like to think this is best sex shop ever as the happiness on customer fasces is priceless when they find the hole or pin they want. Not forgetting to mention the change, what take place after they hear the magic words ‘yes we do sell SIM cards with data’ you realise that water and food is become secondary need after the data and electricity. I think we should rewrite the Maslow Hierarchy of needs as the top is not self realisation but smart phone.

However the self realisation could be still there somewhere as when you see those girls who self realised, that it is good to follow someone no matter how they look, then it must be true that this is top of the pyramid. Not to be always grumpy old fart, I see the positive side. They can follow them and make it works form them at home too as when they get those fake eyelashes, all they need at home, is just bend the head down and blink and the house is swept clean. Not to forgot the lips that could be used as air bag or plunger in case of need and when the new parcel arrive to their home they can use those claws I mean nails as Stanley knife to rip open those parcels or some fella back. Overall the progress is good as we do not need any multi tool or swiss knife anymore at home as long as there are girls there who follows all the fashion trends.