What..... ? Maximus killed Caesar.

The feck you are talking, that’s nonsense. I just finished my job and nothing like that happened as tourists would not pay for such a crap, ahh maybe they would actually since we are in Rome.

We could do that in Colosseum and the tourist would pay more to see Maximus kill Caesar in bloodshed. Doh we should call all centurions in the Rome and do a petition to stage such tourist attraction and maybe the Caesar could be some politician as they always like to be in spotlight and famous. Praetorians would be all dressed chic in black like in the movie as we are the most fashionable nation in the world and sipping the black espressos or Nespresso if they pay for this production. Imagine what an advertisement for Rome and Italy and maybe George can play the Maximus, since he is living in Italy. Between takes he will sip his Nespresso so that they pay for all and we can skim some euros off too as everyone anyway says that Italy is corrupted.

Meanwhile we could make a brand new brand of food range called “ Maximus”. Imagine the branding in supermarkets, ‘Stick it to Ceasar’ and then have shelves of Ceasar salad with Knife representing sword and fork like trident. Or any other food related to the great times of Ceasars and gladiators, fish with fishnet and some bloody sauce as if the gladiator was killed by it in the arena of Colosseum. Obviously the wine and bread has to go with it so that the games can continue. Need to see what vine and what bread as imagine focaccia and good prosecco or Pinot Grigio but we should renamed it  Pinot Gladiator and Focaccia hmmm that’s tough one to crack.

Ave Ceasar or Ave Maximus and l already can hear the tourists money dropping in. Ave Tourism and hail the tourist spending for all that traditional and artisan Italian food based on the ancient recipes.