The ultimate best Southeast Asia itinerary is the one you are enjoying the most, no matter where or with whom you are “well with who might make difference, but you will not see much”. So do follow your bliss and intuition instead of paths and advice of others feckers who are thinking that they are genius experts on travels, as no one is you and no one feel, see and hear as you. Do whatever you feel like it and keep your eyes, ears open as you never know what you can hear or who you can meet and all of it will defo brings change into your travels and maybe life itself too.

Seems like everyone is here to travel but if we all travel all our life as most of us wish, who will clean the beds in those “nice” hostels, who will serve “cheap” drinks and food and tell us to feck off when we have one too many. Who will make boats, planes, buses, kids, and all the other parts of life what seems boring and mundane but what are salt to the earth. So do travel and explore but don’t forget that you will never hear from those experts if they missed something in the life as they are mostly young and enthusiastic now, which is perfect but i would love to meet all of them when they are fifty years old or older and have chat about what they think now and if their opinion is now somehow different. Well i might be grumpy old yellow fart but that is what i am and that is my advice to you, take it or leave, I don’t give a damn.

There is saying that people do plans and that God laugh on them, so laugh with him and remain flexible with your travel plan and in joints as that could come handy sometimes… ya know what i mean ya old perverts :-)

The only one ultimate best itinerary is the one you yourself live through !

Yours sincerely grumpy drunk Frank “and send me some tips for booze ya cheap fucks”

P.S. for this he will not let me out from the backpack for looooong…