First is the oversized tooth paste aluminium tube.

Or as it called in normal world Airplane :-)

This is the first mean of transport to get me from Ireland above the clouds have a chat with leprechauns at top of the rainbow about, where the feck they hide that pot of gold, what should be at the end of rainbow. Hopefully the end is not is some bank as then there is left only empty pot.

So now preparations for boarding the plane are in early stages such as printing boarding pass and repacking backpack.